Ten signs you don't read the Bible enough.
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Ten signs you don't read the Bible enough:
10) Your Pastor announces Sunday's sermon is from Galatians... and you check the table of contents.
9) You think Abraham, Isaac & John was a hit song in the '60's.
8) You open your Bible, and a twelve-year-old church bulletin falls out.
7) Your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.
6) You think the Beatles wrote Jude.
5) You can't find Charlton Heston in the Concordance or Table of Contents.
4) You wonder if the Song of Solomon is a good dance tune.
3) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.
2) You tell people Corinthians is a type of soft leather.
And the number one sign you're not reading your Bible enough:
1) Your bedtime story for the kids is "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors."
10) Your Pastor announces Sunday's sermon is from Galatians... and you check the table of contents.
9) You think Abraham, Isaac & John was a hit song in the '60's.
8) You open your Bible, and a twelve-year-old church bulletin falls out.
7) Your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.
6) You think the Beatles wrote Jude.
5) You can't find Charlton Heston in the Concordance or Table of Contents.
4) You wonder if the Song of Solomon is a good dance tune.
3) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.
2) You tell people Corinthians is a type of soft leather.
And the number one sign you're not reading your Bible enough:
1) Your bedtime story for the kids is "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors."